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Return of the Six Dollar Man

In Freeletics, Injury problems by All This Running Around14 Comments

[quote]We can’t rebuild him. We don’t have the technology. Or the need, frankly. We can’t make him better than he was because despite it being 2015, cybernetics is still a largely underdeveloped field of science. And let’s be honest, look at the state of him. Anyone fancy a pint?[/quote] YES! I’M INJURED AGAIN! Before you put your fist through the …

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Your next Freeletics workout: Time vs Star

In Freeletics by All This Running Around6 Comments

Pull-ups. Straight leg levers. Froggers. What do they have in common? If you answered, “they were all invented by complete tossers”, you’d be absolutely right. But what they also have in common (at least for me) is that I can’t do them properly. As I’ve mentioned previously, I am about as flexible and limber as Jack Nicholson at the end …

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Freeletics Nutrition Guide – thoughts of a pizza addict

In Eating, Freeletics by All This Running Around4 Comments

Hello you. Judging by the improbably high viewing figures for this place over the past couple of weeks, it would seem that being a miserable argumentative bastard is precisely what my audience is looking for. Well BAD LUCK, because this week I am full of joy and happiness. It’s seeping out of every pore and gushing forth from every orifice. …

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10 characteristics that show you’ve become an insufferable prick

In Bollocks, Freeletics by All This Running Around5 Comments

Right, you’d better brace yourselves. Even by my usual standards, this is a pretty bilious post. There will be swearing, there will be complaining and there will be cynicism. None of which tie in particularly well to the Freeletics experience. Which, as you will see, is kind of the point. At this point, I have only a vague idea of …