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WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

Bloody hell. I woke up with a start at about 6.30am yesterday. This was caused by the rapid introduction of my wife’s elbow into my ribcage, followed by her hissing “turn your bloody phone off, it’s going mad”. It was on silent and not set to vibrate, so I didn’t turn it off. I didn’t […]

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