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Some actual writing about running and a possible pause

Now that you’ve had time to change your underwear following the relentless excitement of my holiday posts, I’ve absolutely no doubt whatsoever that you are desperate to know how I’m getting on with my running. Of course you are. Yes you bloody are, shut your face. After my break (and having run even more sporadically […]

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Even more summer holiday fun

Wow. All these posts in such a short space of time. Your head can’t take it, I know that. Just take a deep breath, adjust your genitals accordingly (if you are a man), wipe the dribble off your chin and relax as I impart yet more fascinating information regarding my family’s summer fortnight of intense […]

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Holiday fun

Summer holiday fun!

Well. Well, well, well. Are you well? It’s only right that I should ask, seeing as this is my first entry for a while. I’ve been here before with other blogs of course; doubtless you’re expecting the typically lame and predictable excuses for not having posted much this month. Balls to all that. I’ll tell […]

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Smoking: it’s bollocks

I had my first cigarette when I was fifteen. I remember it well. It was a filtered menthol, and was given to me (after I asked for one) at the party of a mutual friend. I didn’t like the taste particularly, but certainly enjoyed the head rush that resulted from my body’s first intake of […]

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ULTRArace.100 – Part Two, the final checkpoint

Note: again, if you want to see some pictures of the event, use the following link: Look out for Kevin Doyle, the eventual winner. He’s number 16. I’m not a morning person. But that’s ok, because while 2.15am is technically the morning, it’s still very much the middle of the night. So when the alarm went […]

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