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Freeletics Nutrition Guide – thoughts of a pizza addict

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Hello you. Judging by the improbably high viewing figures for this place over the past couple of weeks, it would seem that being a miserable argumentative bastard is precisely what my audience is looking for. Well BAD LUCK, because this week I am full of joy and happiness. It’s seeping out of every pore and gushing forth from every orifice. …

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Freeletics week 19 and I AM VERY SORRY

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I owe you an apology, reader. Well, I don’t. I don’t owe you anything. I mean, this place is free. It might be appallingly written garbage that reads like the insane rantings of a man that has been chained to a radiator for fifteen years, BUT IT IS FREE. And you can’t argue with that. I haven’t put any adverts …

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The Freeletics Coach and my wife are taking the piss

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So, this was my triumphant return from injury. In my mind it was going to be like when Bob Champion came back from cancer to win the Grand National, but without a horse. (I mean me without a horse. He definitely had a horse. To the best of my knowledge, no jockey has ever won the National without a horse.) Needless …

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More crippling injury hilarity!

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hindsight noun understanding of a situation or event only after it has happened or developed. “with hindsight, I should never have tried to star those fucking pull-ups” So here’s the thing. Coach had given me Hades for my first workout of the week. Hades, as you well know, has pull ups. Pull ups, as you also know, are really bloody …

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Freeletics week 16: back to normal and a word about form

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So, a mere 10 months after I completed my first ever Freeletics workout, I finally finished my 15 weeks. Ha! Take THAT, useless flabby body. Except, er… Hello, useless flabby body. Shouldn’t you be somewhere else? Look, I’ll just come out and say it. If I was hoping to achieve a complete change in physique over 15 weeks a la …

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Broken by Kentauros

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Right then, as promised, here’s a quick post to sum up week 13 of Freeletics. As you’ll know if you’ve been reading this blog (and if you haven’t WHY NOT?), I was ill in the middle of this week, so it’s actually ended up taking me about 12 days to complete. Still, sod it. Here’s what my crazy bastard of …