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6 DOLLAR MAN

Return of the Six Dollar Man

YES! I’M INJURED AGAIN! Before you put your fist through the screen out of sheer frustration at the fact this blog has essentially become an account of injuries, WAIT. Take a breath. Because I’m going to look to try and take a look at this from a different perspective than usual. (Admittedly, my usual perspective […]

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Cartman

Freeletics week 19 and I AM VERY SORRY

I owe you an apology, reader. Well, I don’t. I don’t owe you anything. I mean, this place is free. It might be appallingly written garbage that reads like the insane rantings of a man that has been chained to a radiator for fifteen years, BUT IT IS FREE. And you can’t argue with that. […]

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Freeletics coach

Freeletics 15 week coach – week 5

It’s 9am. I am awake. The sun is streaming in through an ineffectual Welsh curtain. I’m having trouble focusing on anything, which I put down to the fact that my eyes feel like they are actually pulsating. There is a fly buzzing around the room, the noise of which seems to make the pain in […]

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Freeletics week 3

Freeletics 15 week coach – week 3

Oh dear, I’m already getting behind with these updates aren’t I? I’m absolutely SHIT when it comes to writing things regularly. Well, whatever. I’m going to lie by publishing it retrospectively, which will make it look like I was really on top of things. Nothing could be further from the truth, as I’m actually writing […]

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