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Freeletics: the ultimate love/hate relationship

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We’ve all been there. We’ve all had a partner that made us deliriously happy one minute and transformed us into a psychotic rage machine the next. (Well actually, I haven’t. Perhaps you haven’t either. But for the purposes of this latest 1000 word slice of Freeletics-related verbal effluent, let’s pretend that we both have.) Or perhaps you have sat up …

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Is the Freeletics app spoiling your workout?

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I recently got an iPhone 6. I didn’t want to get an iPhone 6. I let the contract run out on my last iPhone about three years ago, and never bothered renewing it. Those three years have been some of the happiest of my life. It’s bloody great, not having a phone. Because it means NOBODY CAN CALL YOU. You …

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Return of the Six Dollar Man

In Freeletics, Injury problems by All This Running Around14 Comments

[quote]We can’t rebuild him. We don’t have the technology. Or the need, frankly. We can’t make him better than he was because despite it being 2015, cybernetics is still a largely underdeveloped field of science. And let’s be honest, look at the state of him. Anyone fancy a pint?[/quote] YES! I’M INJURED AGAIN! Before you put your fist through the …

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Your next Freeletics workout: Time vs Star

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Pull-ups. Straight leg levers. Froggers. What do they have in common? If you answered, “they were all invented by complete tossers”, you’d be absolutely right. But what they also have in common (at least for me) is that I can’t do them properly. As I’ve mentioned previously, I am about as flexible and limber as Jack Nicholson at the end …

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Freeletics Nutrition Guide – thoughts of a pizza addict

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Hello you. Judging by the improbably high viewing figures for this place over the past couple of weeks, it would seem that being a miserable argumentative bastard is precisely what my audience is looking for. Well BAD LUCK, because this week I am full of joy and happiness. It’s seeping out of every pore and gushing forth from every orifice. …

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How serious am I about Freeletics?

In Arbitrary Guff, Freeletics by All This Running Around3 Comments

Wotcher. You may be pleased to hear that this week’s post is not only a bit less vitriolic than last week’s, it is also shorter. So that’s a bit less of your life wasted reading this bollocks. You’re welcome. As I write this, sweating after an yet another no-starred Atlas (I am shaking my fist at the Straight Leg Lever …

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Freeletics week 19 and I AM VERY SORRY

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I owe you an apology, reader. Well, I don’t. I don’t owe you anything. I mean, this place is free. It might be appallingly written garbage that reads like the insane rantings of a man that has been chained to a radiator for fifteen years, BUT IT IS FREE. And you can’t argue with that. I haven’t put any adverts …